Tuesday 15 January 2013

DOOM it, bitches! BFG style!

Well, here we are. Grand return, woo!

(Remember kids, read my posts with the idea of creative and heavy-ass sarcasm!)

After the biggest 'meh' of a Christmas of my whole life culminating in passing out in a really comfy chair at someones new years house party, I decided to return to my blog brush off the technological dust gathering on it, and because my A-Level exams have reared their ugly heads, and collectively rammed said heads so far up my jacksie, my small intestine has gained a GSCE.

Okay, I orignally was gonna post once a month at the least, so I'll do a recap before we begin:

September '12: Started college, met a girl called Abi (She's important, so pay attention, 007)

October '12: Mother's birthday, (Once again, meh),  the grand event of changing my Facebook relationship status to 'with Abi' on the 30th, then got bladdered at two parties dressed as a scientist for Halloween.

November '12: My brothers birthday (meh, its on bonfire night) went out for bonfire night, 'twas fun.

December '12: Had an 'end of the world' party, Christmas (the final meh of the year), my sisters birthday, and a new years party ending in the aforementioned fashion: Me passing out in a chair at 5 in the morning, new years day in my suave as hell suit. Woo.

January '13: Got exams up my rectum and thought of planning my first ever valentines day with someone. Good start

So, 2012, woo. 2013. Woo 2.0. My indifference could be measured but I'm too lazy to do that and I don't care.

So, thats up to speeeeed. But, I digress

So, yea.... I bought DOOM 3: BFG editon, its pretty kick ass, and its the only game so far thats made me jump (mainly a twich when I realise an Imp has spawned behind me and attempted to put fireballs of death up my rectum) and its pretty damn awesome.

In short, new graphics layer (don't expect too much, it's not Halo: Anniversary style massive), Classic DOOM and DOOM II are included, so its a pretty sweet ass-deal, and I get to have hours of demon-slaying fun, solo and with friends! I haven't tried multiplayer, but its no big deal, DOOM's single player was always the meatiest parts of the game.


All in all: A good deal, sub-par to the Orange Box, almost, considering you get 3 games for about £5 each. 8/10 :3

Anyway, I'm hoping to do more stuff on here now I've started college, if I:

A) Remember to write, or
B) Have enough bloody time.

        In the words of Josh Collins,


                                                 I'm out.

                                                              -Jason